RETRO REVIEW: Nintendo Trophy Figure (1988) Mario Stomps the Goombas!
Nintendo is of course synonymous with game systems and software but any child of the 80’s will clearly remember staring at that red logo branded across just about every type of merchandise imaginable. Comic books, action figures, lunch boxes, breakfast cereal…you name it. And like any responsible adult, I’ve still got a pretty solid collection displayed and readily accessible. Today’s example is one that I clearly remember taking home from a Toys R Us at the ripe old age of eight. Back when video games remained locked inside of your imagination until you took a little slip with the receipt stapled to it back to the bullet proof glass window behind the cash register.
PODCAST: THE FLASH (2023): “No One Said "Nerd"... That Might Be a Little On The Nose?”
Rob and Ray return to throw our thoughts at the highly divisive penultimate installment in the DC cinematic universe before James Gunn hits a big ol’ reset button. And Batwinging along with these nerds is Michael Keaton once again donning the cape and cowl for the first time since before the great dial up internet days!
FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS: PET SEMATARY TWO (1992) “Back By Popular Demand.”
I’ve got a serious soft spot for the original Pet Sematary. I can clearly remember counting down the days until the end of August when it would finally premiere on HBO back in 1989 (this also ended up being the night before I’d start the 4th grade). There was something about it that I was completely drawn to from the second it started. The simple yet beautifully atmospheric score along with the gorgeous location that it was shot in. The somber performances, not to mention the dread of the story itself. Every element added together really created an impeccable tone, making it one of those movies that I throw on every now and then simply enjoying a sense of “being there.”
I couldn’t get enough of it, I wanted more and 3 years later, was about to experience that whole “be careful what you wish for” thing.
PODCAST: Nintendo Direct Reactions (9/14): Nintendo’s Gone and Made Some More Video Games!
Ray manages to tear Super Nintendad away from Trombone Champ for a moment to help run down the list of games talked about in today’s Nintendo Direct. Lots of excitement and opinions about the announcements listed below are but a click away!
RETRO REVIEW: The Game Boy Light Boy (1990) “You Can’t Stay in the Dark Forever.”
When it came to useless peripherals, the original NES and Game Boy were never in short supply. There were all kinds of third party products attempting to hop aboard Nintendo’s money train at the time, selling themselves as clever new methods of enhancing the gameplay experience with very few of them actually even y’know working properly. Still, a lot of the concepts were cool enough to spark the imagination of even the most cynical grade schooler. Typically they would revolve around some “awesome” new method of control that promised nothing short of stepping into a future world once plugged in. The U-Force had kids waving their hands sans controller into a refurbished battleship folder. Konami’s Laser Scope was an early attempt at manipulating your game’s actions via voice command. And of course there was the immortal Power Glove which if you’re not familiar with, I’ll probably yap at length about somewhere down the line. These are all still cool in theory yet ended up being nowhere near practical which brings me to today’s topic: The Light Boy for Nintendo’s original pea green portable system.
FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986) “I’m the Nerd of the Harvest!”
As a kid the VHS box cover for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 scared the everloving bejesus outta me. I grew up on a steady diet of scary movies and trips to The Video Park in my hometown were a regular occurrence, specifically the haunted castle themed horror section. Apart from staying up past my bedtime on Saturdays to catch the Whitey Gleason hosted "Fright Night Theater" (of which I'll go into further detail someday, I'm sure) a great way to score a quick creepy fix was by staring at those great VHS covers and reading the summaries on the back. This is how I first came across many movies that would eventually become all time personal favorites (Your Creepshows, Your The Gates, Your Phantasms and Pet Sematarys, etc.)
But there was something that felt so…off about this particular box which really got under my skin. So much so that I couldn't even bring myself to read the back of it.
BLOG: CLOAK AND DAGGER (1984) “Jack Flack ALWAYS Escapes!”
If like me, you grew up in the 80's loving video games, E.T. and for whatever reason Dabney Coleman, chances are you've seen Cloak & Dagger. It follows this kid named Davey (Henry Thomas) who's obsessed with an Atari game featuring super-spy Jack Flack (Coleman). In fact he's so into it that he actually runs around town acting out his own secret missions complete with an imaginary version of Flack popping up in his head to offer advice and support.
PHOTO BLOG: If Collecting Nintendo Amiibo is Wrong, Guess Who’s Wrong!?
While I’m at it consolidating all of my various nerd interests and habits from the last Lord knows however many years onto this website; it’s time to introduce yet another hobby of mine and drag it under the umbrella of the Dorkside. This is actually a combination of a couple of things I enjoy: one is collecting select figures from the toys to life Nintendo Amiibo line and the other is taking pictures of them out in the wild or sometimes against a fancy backdrop.
I know, I know, it doesn’t get much cooler than this…
PODCAST: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) “You Were Meant to be a Nerd.” BACKUP: Super Mario!
Rob and Ray take a third spin around the MCU galaxy with James Gunn’s final installment of the Guardians trilogy! AND we also yap a bit about that other big Chris Pratt release of 2023, the Super Mario Bros. Movie. Woo-Hoo! Much nerdiness awaits.
FRIDAY NIGHT FRIGHTS: HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY (1987) “Nerds, We Can Do Whatever We Want: Run Around in Our Underwear, Watch HOUSE II.”
It’s an unusually overcast and brisk day here in the bay area, so by my guess and if the several Halloween decorations that have managed to strategically place themselves around the house are any indication: We have officially entered the spooky season! My plan this year is to post something horror related every Friday leading up to that greatest holiday of holidays. This doesn’t mean that other creepy content won’t be posted on other days over the next 2 months, just that each Friday until October 31st, you can count on some kind of trick or treat to read, watch or even listen to! Beginning right now with yep, House II: The Second Story.
Let’s dig in.
PODCAST: Super Mario Wonder Direct Showcase Reactions!
New power ups, challenge modes, playable characters, online features and a fresh coat of red paint on the OLED Switch model! Join the Dorkside as we welcome Super Nintendad to help break down today’s Nintendo Direct showcase for Super Mario Bros. Wonder. The first 2D sidescrolling installment in the iconic franchise since the last one!
PODCAST: Bill and Ted Trilogy “Strange Things are Afoot in the Dorkside.”
Join Rob and Ray as our nerd heroes have an excellent adventure through time and bogus journey in the afterlife before finally facing the music with what is now the Bill and Ted trilogy! WARNING: Spoilers and space/time travel abound.
*originally recorded September 2020
BLOG: GODFATHER’S PIZZA (ESTD 1973) “A Pizza I Can’t Refuse.”
Like any complicated relationship, mine with Godfather’s pizza has always been an unresolved one with hard, strong, traumatic roots planted firmly in my childhood. But the desire to revisit this franchise was one plagued by geographical location. Y’see, there hasn’t been a Godfather’s pizza shop (that I knew of) anywhere near the Bay Area/Northern California since around 1993, which did nothing but forge the damn joint into legendary status in my memory.
COMICS: DC Presents (Vol. 1) #31 (1981) AKA Fond Memories of My First Comic.
I've had a deep love for Superman ever since a drive-in screening of the Christopher Reeve led Part II. Apparently, my Mom was on a date and she propped me and my diaper up on the front hood of the car while God knows what was happening in the back seat. I was entirely transfixed and going back I have a fondness for those movies but boy it sure is all about that Reeve presence, huh? So anytime there’s a new take of the big budget variety on the horizon my adrenaline really kicks into overdrive (yes, even after the entire Snyderverse fiasco). Batman has always meant a lot to me and I love him deeply (that is a whole other story), but Superman is the one fictional character I have always felt the strongest emotional bond with. With that in mind and all of this current speculation as to how well James Gunn will handle the character with his upcoming reboot of the DC cinematic universe, I've decided to write a little something about DC Comics Presents (Vol. 1) #31 aka the first comic book I ever owned.
PODCAST: Dick Tracy (1990) “Thanks For Listening. I Was Wondering What Some Nerds Had To Do.”
Ray has been waiting for this one and this new show with the Nerdman Robman gets deep into our love and indifference toward Warren Beatty’s 1990 comic strip adaptation directorial effort. Check it out to find out who’s on what side!