REVIEW: Alien Romulus (2024) “I'll Volunteer to be the First Nerd to go out.”
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REVIEW: Alien Romulus (2024) “I'll Volunteer to be the First Nerd to go out.”

Anyone who knows me knows that I am a massive fan of the Alien franchise. And anyone who knows that, knows how much I dislike the majority of installments in the series. This isn’t by any means an unpopular opinion: It’s generally agreed upon that no sequels following the legendary 1-2 punch of Ridley Scott’s Alien and James Cameron’s Aliens have come remotely close to hitting those cinematic heights. So now 45 years after first encountering that infamous xenomorph comes the 6th sequel to the original masterpiece: Alien Romulus (no, I’m not counting the AVP films, I’m not some pedantic nerd). How does it compare? Is it another in a long line of disappointing misfires? Does it reclaim the flavor we love so much of the original 2 movies and get this thing back on track? Does it annoy you when people ask questions only to immediately answer them themselves? The answer to all of that is “yeah, kinda!”

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4k Blu-Ray REVIEW: SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993): ”I Refuse to Walk the Dinosaur.”
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4k Blu-Ray REVIEW: SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993): ”I Refuse to Walk the Dinosaur.”

Man, it sure does continue to be quite the shocker to see what movies manage to make it to the 4k Ultra HD blu-ray format, doesn’t it? Despite the fact that physical media sales have been on the decline for many years now, some real deep cuts and cult classics are surprisingly given the restoration treatment thanks to all kinds of little boutique companies from around the world. Typically, this means the discs are printed on demand or limited to very small quantities; but more often than not they will be given the really tricked out “collector’s edition” treatment with gorgeous packaging and overflowing with extra features. And now, here it is: the infamous Super Mario Bros. from 1993 recently made the jump to 4k and you just know I couldn’t let my personal thoughts and feelings toward it let me pass this one up!

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RETRO REVIEW: SUMMER ‘92 RECCA (NES, 3DS 1992, 2012) Let’s Make Life HARD.
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RETRO REVIEW: SUMMER ‘92 RECCA (NES, 3DS 1992, 2012) Let’s Make Life HARD.

Now that Nintendo World Championships has arrived on Switch (my overpriced deluxe set is in the mail courtesy of ebay), I thought it was time to take a look at another odd and highly elusive piece of tournament software: An extremely obscure little shooter called Summer Carnival ’92 Recca. Developed by Naxat Soft (?) for the original NES, this speedy little bastard was originally created specifically for some Japanese gaming festival you’ve never heard of back in 1992. As such, not very many copies of the actual cartridge exist and it has since become a highly sought after collector’s item for nerds. Well, it managed to make it’s way onto the 3DS virtual console back in 2012 and I of course instantly scooped it up at the time and whooo boy, this game is cray cray.

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SGDQ 2024: “I Want a Gamer With a Fast Hand.”
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SGDQ 2024: “I Want a Gamer With a Fast Hand.”

Heads up, cool dudes and dudettes: The annual SGDQ week long, 24 hour a day video game marathon for charity has finally kicked off! These record holders for games spanning just about any system you can think of come together in the sake of charity to do their thing: Sit around in their own stink for hours staring at a screen. And you should too, because these marathons are a good time.

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